GIMP can do anything Photoshop can do but better, and for free. I'm sick and tired of these photoshop industry fat cats going around pretending like their software is so superior when GIMP can do literally anything it can do, only better and for free!
Photoshop is a goddamn globalist conspiracy to rob control from the people. I'm not going to stand by and tolerate it anymore. You gotta get GIMP! You gotta get that open-source! Here's what you do, alright. You install yourself Linux, you install yourself GIMP, and you go to town! Oh, what's that? What's that? "But I can't center text in GIMP!" Motherfucker, GIMP takes off the training wheels, alright? You're gonna be a better person when you learn how to manually center text! Get on its level! You can't trust anybody who says Photoshop is better! Don't let the globalists win! All we need is GIMP!